Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified
Author: Shawn Spencer
with Burton "Gus" Guster
Illustrator: None
Publication date: May 7, 2013
Published by: Grand Central Publishing
ISBN: 978-1455512867
Publication Order
Psych: Mind-Altering Murder

Psych's Guide to Crime Fighting for the Totally Unqualified is a fun-filled guide to crime fighting for dummies. Unlike the previous books, it is supposedly written by Shawn Spencer with Burton "Gus" Guster. In the episode "Nip and Suck It", Shawn holds up the book, saying that he would be reading excerpts next week at Barnes and Nobles.




You've seen him solve unsolvable crimes, stop unstoppable killers, and consume un-consumable breakfast cereals. Now Shawn Spencer, the mastermind from TV's hit show Psych, shows you how to become a fake psychic-and a real detective-using his patented methods of crime-fighting awesomeness. Along the way, he'll help you deal with whiny sidekicks (that means you, Gus), interfering police officers (including but not limited to Chief Vick, Lassiter, Henry, Buzz McNab, and, ah, Juliet), and flashes of genius (like Evel Knievel's white leather jumpsuit).

You'll discover:

  • How to convince your sidekick that he's really your partner
  • How to pick up women at a crime scene
  • Shawn's Stakeout Survival Guide, including sensible snacks
  • Gus's Scream-and-Run Method for confronting criminals
  • Unsolved mysteries like who stole Shawn's Sno-Caps in third grade
  • The ideal sleuth car: Magnum, P.I.'s Ferrari or Knight Rider's K.I.T.T.?
  • Who should play Shawn in the movie of his life: Christian Bale or Don Cheadle?
  • New names for detectives, such as Rico Solvé and Sherlock Homeboy

. . . and way more cool stuff.

Packed with insane pop quizzes, unbelievable case studies, unflattering photos, and off-the-chart charts, this all-in-one guide will have you solving crimes and catching crooks like a pro-even if you don't have a clue.

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